Riding around on the subway today, I couldn’t help but notice that the popped collar epidemic has struck the young men of Glasgow in full force. No matter if it’s a polo or a button up, those suckers are pointed at the sky. I’ve even seen the occasional dreaded double-pop. I can understand pulling up a jacket collar in cold weather or rain out of necessity, but this is absurd. Do the world a favor guys, and keep those collar erections down.
In other news, today I had my first, and hopefully last doner kebab while sober.